WWIII Has Already Started, Apparently

Michael Goodwin of the New York Daily News believes that World War III has already started. He references the overall struggle with Islamic terrorism, as well as the current situations in Iran, Iraq and North Korea. Further, he writes that the U.S. has no strategy for success in this war and is out of ideas. When I first read Goodwin's declaration of WWIII, I thought it was mostly sensationalistic histrionics.

But then I read this.

And this.

And then I went and sat in the closet for 3 hours, after which I ate 7 Big Macs and bought lots of stuff I don't need at Wal-Mart.